Calling No. 3! Calling No. 3! Anybody home?!?!

Earth to No. 3! Earth to No. 3!. Come in, No. 3! Where the flying f#&* is the team? Where are the score reports? Where is the captain? What is the story on iiii's hand? Have the bones set?

Play, motherf#&*ers, play! Post, motherf#&*ers, post! Those of us who live through the vicarious pleasure of your matches are feeling the joy of life leave us....